us-east-1 But Better™

The AWS Region That Actually Works

Making no mistakes since 02/12/2026

100% Uptime*
*actually true
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Operational

us-east-1 But Better

Uptime
100%
Latency
2ms
Last Incident
Never
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Operational

us-west-actually-works

Uptime
99.999%
Latency
3ms
Last Incident
Never
🇪🇺
Operational

eu-never-down

Uptime
99.9999%
Latency
4ms
Last Incident
Never
🇯🇵
Operational

ap-absolutely-stable

Uptime
99.99999%
Latency
5ms
Last Incident
Never
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Degraded

us-east-1 (Original)

Uptime
97.2%
Latency
23ms
Last Incident
3 days ago

🛠️Service Status

EC2 (Actually Elastic)
✓
S3 (Super Stable Storage)
✓
Lambda (Actually Responds)
✓
RDS (Really Doesn't Stop)
✓
CloudFront (Never Cloudy)
✓
DynamoDB (Dynamically Perfect)
✓
Avg Latency
2.3ms
↓ 99% lower than us-east-1
Throughput
98.7%
↑ Always optimal
Error Rate
0%
✨ Literally zero
Developer Joy
100%
😊 Maximum achieved
Days since us-east-1 last went down:
3
(Our counter is still at ∞)

📜Incident History

🎉
No incidents detected
(as expected)
Definitely not routing through us-east-1...